Aug 08, 2024

Politicians that dress better than Tim Walz

Since the announcement of Minnesota governor Tim Walz as the Vice-Presidential pick for Kamala Harris’ campaign, the outpouring of cultish behavior by extremely online liberals has been interesting to watch. Projecting psychological issues onto presidential candidates isn’t new, but some of you should stop paying attention to politics and start calling your parents.

With no clear policy platform from the Harris campaign, DC reporters have started fangirling over the Harris/Walz campaign’s pandering to midwestern voters. Flyover country hicks will surely go wild for a camo hat from the Harris/Walz campaign. Teen Vogue - a popular source of news for camo wearers in the midwest - is reporting the Harris campaign has sold out multiple runs of its camo hat, and Axios is calling the cap a status symbol for DC liberals. We don’t know where the Harris campaign stands on the 2nd Amendment, agricultural policy, or economic development, but the camo vibes are vibing.

The worst of the brain-melted partisan hacks is Derek Guy, better known on Twitter as dieworkwear. He’s never met a Republican who can put on a tie properly or has the right length on his cuffs. For this clown, there are no badly dressed Democrats. They simply do not exist. Unsurprisingly, he’s joined the ranks of genuflecting democrats with daddy issues because Tim Walz wears a camo cap and looks ‘avuncular’ - for you uneducated rubes that means he looks like an uncle. I don’t know who’s laughing harder, Republicans or the deer.

In the true spirit of bipartisanship and fashion, here are a few politicians who dress much better than Tim Walz.

Raphael Warnock

The junior Senator from Georgia loves quilted vests.

Governor Greg Abbott

Who has a better story than the Governor of Texas? He can still wear a hat better than Tim Walz.

Congresman Ryan Zinke

The Congressman from Montana rode a horse to work on his first day as a member of the Trump Administration.

Congressman Mike Lawler

The hirsute congressman from New York can often be seen wearing jeans with his suit jacket on and off Capitol Hill, and wears it better than some other politicians who will go nameless. He’s fiscally conservative but socially middle-of-the-road.

Senator Jon Tester

The senior senator from Montana is a third generation farmer. No fancy camo hats or 500 dollar Filson jackets here.

Senator Markwayne Mullin

The longtime Oklahoma lawmaker is a former MMA fighter, a rancher, a gym rat, and a member of the Cherokee Nation. His idea of tackling the budget? A suplex and an arm bar.

Senator Mitt Romney

The former presidential candidate and now Utah Senator is the real avuncular politician. While visiting one of Utah’s many national parks, the Senator struts about in shorts, denim, or flannel - emanating uncle energy without a whisper of irony.